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H\u00e4rom veckan gjorde George W. Bush ett blixtbes\u00f6k<\/a> i Irak. Han landade i Bagdad efter m\u00f6rkrets inbrott, i ett nedsl\u00e4ckt plan p\u00e5 en m\u00f6rklagd flygplats. Han stannade p\u00e5 flygplatsen, tr\u00e4ffade enbart amerikanska soldater tillsammans med noggrant utvalda journalister och fl\u00f6g hem efter 2,5 timmar.<\/p>\n

Man kan f\u00f6rest\u00e4lla sig de diskussioner som f\u00f6regick bes\u00f6ket:<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: N\u00e5, hur ser arrangemanget ut? N\u00e4r och var ska jag tala till det iranska folket?<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 1<\/strong>: Det irakiska folket, mister President. Det \u00e4r Irak som vi sk\u00e4nker frihet, s\u00e4kerhet och demokrati.<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Iran eller Irak! Dom \u00e4r v\u00e4l muslimer eller?<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 2<\/strong>: Ja sir, fast i Irak \u00e4r dom…<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Jag skiter i vilket! N\u00e4r f\u00e5r jag tala till Anamnborna och uttala de historiska orden ”Jag \u00e4r en Anamnes!<\/em>”?<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 1<\/strong>: Jag tror att ni t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 Amman, sir. Amman \u00e4r huvudstad i Jordanien. Iraks huvudstad heter Bagdad. Och jag tror inte att ni kan s\u00e4ga att ni \u00e4r en bagare heller, sir.<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Satan ocks\u00e5! Vad ska jag d\u00e5 s\u00e4ga?<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 2<\/strong>: Nja, mister President, vi har faktiskt inte planerat n\u00e5got tal till Bagdadborna…<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Jass\u00e5, varf\u00f6r inte det?<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 1<\/strong>: Vi r\u00e4knar med hela det irakiska folket skulle vilja hylla sin befriare om ert bes\u00f6k blev k\u00e4nt, sir.<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Ja, ja, ja. Det l\u00e5ter j\u00e4ttebra! Jag vill tala till folket, jag vill, jag vill, jag vill!!!<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 2<\/strong>: Jamen, det g\u00e5r inte. Dom \u00e4r som barn dom d\u00e4r araberna. N\u00e4r dom blir glada skjuter dom vilt omkring sig. T\u00e4nk bara vad som kunde h\u00e4nda om dom b\u00f6rjar skjuta i rena gl\u00e4djen under ert tal, sir!<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Nej, vadd\u00e5???<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 2<\/strong>: Och dom \u00e4r som tokiga i fyrverkerier ocks\u00e5. Dom bryr sej inte n\u00e5t om vad dom skjuter iv\u00e4g heller, bara det blixtrar och sm\u00e4ller. T\u00e4nk om dom f\u00e5r tag i en luftv\u00e4rnsrobot eller tv\u00e5, d\u00e5 skulle dom kunna dra iv\u00e4g dom under inflygningen f\u00f6r att hylla er, mister President. T\u00e4nk vad jobbigt det skulle bli f\u00f6r piloterna.<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 1<\/strong>: S\u00e5 vi tror att vi inte ska ber\u00e4tta om ert bes\u00f6k i f\u00f6rv\u00e4g och f\u00f6r s\u00e4kerhets skull m\u00f6rkl\u00e4gger vi planet och flygplatsen. Vid n\u00e4rmare eftertanke \u00e4r det nog b\u00e4st att ni inte alls l\u00e4mnar flygplatsen.<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Men jag vill ju tala till det irakiska folket, Kennedy fick ju tala till berlinarna. Jag kanske kunde tala till dom genom h\u00f6gtalare, inifr\u00e5n en stridsvagn!<\/p>\n

R\u00e5dgivare 1 och 2<\/strong>: Hmmmm, jag tror inte det vore s\u00e5 bra, sir. Vi h\u00e5ller oss till v\u00e5r plan.<\/p>\n

GWB<\/strong>: Okej d\u00e5, men om jag inte f\u00e5r ta emot folkets hyllningar s\u00e5 vill jag hem fort. R\u00e4cker det om jag stannar en halvtimma?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Man kan f\u00f6rest\u00e4lla sig de diskussioner som f\u00f6regick bes\u00f6ket: GWB: N\u00e5,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik"],"yoast_head":"\nAll eventuell uppvaktning ... - F\u00f6rvetet<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.freiholtz.se\/forvetet\/2003\/12\/09\/all-eventuell-uppvaktning\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"All eventuell uppvaktning ... - F\u00f6rvetet\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"H\u00e4rom veckan gjorde George W. 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